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North Pole Naughty- Sunday Nights 11/29 through 12/13

The stockings are hung, the hot chocolate is poured, and the kids? They can stay home!

North Pole Naughty is the adult-only holiday experience you didn’t know you needed — a 2-hour round-trip ride through the Texas Hill Country on a real vintage train, where the Christmas magic is just as real, the caroling just as loud, and nobody has to share their cookie. Departing from our historic 1912 Bertram Depot, this is the North Pole Flyer’s rowdier, more festive, decidedly child-free cousin. Ugly sweaters are highly encouraged — but clothes are non-negotiable. We're festive, not feral!

This ride is R-rated for ridiculousness! Think adult humor, zero filters, and maximum holiday chaos

Every ticket includes:
🎅 A Santa who has clearly been hitting the gym. You're welcome!
😈 Conductor Krampus on board checking tickets and hunting for stowaways
🧝 Mischievous elves offering live balloon twisting (yes, really)
🎶 Your favorite Christmas carols — with some creative new verses courtesy of our caroler
🎨 Special adult coloring sheets and crayons for every rider
🍪 Mrs. Claus passing out cookies you do NOT have to share with anyone
🏆 An ugly sweater contest in every car — winner gets a special gift from Santa himself
☕ Unlimited hot chocolate for everyone + spiked hot chocolate available for purchase
👗 Dress to impress — ugly sweaters strongly encouraged, clothes required

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